Spotted outside One Yonge Street on a very windy day. The title of this picture is a play on words, borrowing a line from the movie So I Married an Axe Murderer. In it, Mike Myers plays (among others) the role of a Scottish father who — at a wedding where the bagpiper collapses — calmly says into the microphone, ‘Piper down. We have a piper down.’